Such stuff as dreams are made on...

noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:02:32 +0100

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

athelstansbitch: MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:58:40 +0100

athelstansbitch:

MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO

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Sun, 12 May 2013 23:34:52 +0100

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you...

Mon, 06 May 2013 14:31:11 +0100

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

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Sun, 05 May 2013 18:13:25 +0100

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:58:45 +0100

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

bondoge: i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:01:11 +0100

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

whorgie: the sexual tension when you find out who picked you in heads down thumbs up

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:16:48 +0100

whorgie:

the sexual tension when you find out who picked you in heads down thumbs up

The picture shows a female red squirrel adopting an orphan baby...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:15:13 +0100

The picture shows a female red squirrel adopting an orphan baby from an abandoned nest. Although squirrels rarely interact, they learn who their nearby relatives are by hearing their unique calls. If they fail to hear a relative’s calls for a few days, they may investigate and rescue orphans.

this is important

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:28:21 +0100

this is important

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:41:09 +0100

heyfunniest: more reason to love her

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:32:31 +0100

heyfunniest:

more reason to love her

temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:34:06 +0100

temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport

this boy from my school really wants to ask taylor swift to...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:43:15 +0100

this boy from my school really wants to ask taylor swift to senior prom he’s such a sweetheart so if you could just reblog this and get it around so that taylor can see it that would be great

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I understand now

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:34:35 +0100

I understand now

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